My friend just predicted my demise. That I will have survived all this to be the victim of a hit and run by a 5 year old on a tricycle. My last memory will be of a neon green mohawk helmet. Wonder Woman’s headband will be scraped off a sidewalk by a shovel! Ashes to ashes, right?? I would rather end life with a bang. I can’t always be a winner! I think it would surprise no one to know that I am currently keeping myself from listing the joys of being squished by a Huffy bicycle!
My Ironic Death 😛
An English diarist and naval administrator. I served as administrator of the Royal Navy and Member of Parliament. I had no maritime experience, but I rose to be the Chief Secretary to the Admiralty under both King Charles II and King James II through patronage, diligence, and my talent for administration.